this little guy is busy getting frosting off the cupcakes with a dry spaghetti noodle!
As I was driving in the car I started noticing a very distinct odor. Yup the kid pee odor. I started sniffing my shirt, but I knew that was fresh out the closet and then remembered Sunday night my darling daughter had fallen asleep early and wet her pants. I removed said pants from her little body and threw them in the laundry where they apparently sat on my running tights.
I was about two miles from my house when I figured all this out, so I
I have had worse things on me. Like the night my when my son was around 14 months old and puked all night. I got tired of changing my shirt and his clothes every 15 minutes and just stayed in the puke clothes until he quit throwing up so much. Don't judge I was 8 months pregnant and TIRED!
I ran a three mile warm up and then did 8 x 400 intervals. Felt really good. 8.3 miles total.
What have you done gross lately?
ps. did you enter my Noodle Hugger headband giveaway? You should!
Oh dear lord. I'm pretty sure I would have freaked out and gone home. Then again, it's also probably different if they're your own kids.
ReplyDeletesaw the title and had to come read...you did not disappoint. I'm not a parent so this entirely blows my mind, but again sounds like a normal runner to me
ReplyDeletepee, puke, crap, spit--whatever. I've had it all on me at one point or another. I probably wouldn't have bothered to change either--it was just going to get sweaty anyway right? :)
ReplyDeleteOmg hahahaha that is too funny! Probably not a big deal if you're a mom though! It's so much work to turn around and go home just to change!
ReplyDeleteHa, this made me laugh! But you know, I think it just shows that you're a mother!! :)
ReplyDeleteSo funny (and a little gross:) When we were in Europe, we weren't expecting Italy to be so cold, so I ended up having to wear my old navy polar fleece pants under my jeans almost every day. Kinda gross, but what do ya do?
ReplyDeleteyou're cracking me up, I've been there with the puke clothes!
ReplyDeleteI've peed in my own pants while running before so why not just add to the mix. You're right, vomit is worst anyway. :)
ReplyDeleteHa! I love it. I think vomit is way worse than pee, what's a little pee? There was a hole in the dog poop bag the other day so I grabbed the dog poop WITH MY BARE HANDS and then had to keep running until the end. That was pretty disgusting!
ReplyDeleteomgggg. seriously. sometimes i get to the gym and my clothes smell like dog. if i leave them on the floor...my dog makes a bed. and all her wonderful dog odors are absorbed. its awesome. haha. not.
ReplyDeleteha ha such a funny story....I would have done the exact same thing and still kept running. :)
ReplyDeleteThe kiddos are adorable and it looks like you had such a fun day. Such a creative little Moma you are. ;)
I would have absolutely done what you did! Pee is NOT the grossest thing out there.
ReplyDeleteI have a story, but it's much worse than yours and will have to wait until we meet someday.
Oh I love it! I think every one who is totally grossed out by this story will be childless...or a dude. Us moms are like, yeah that's nothing!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs!!
Oh no, this is really funny! But I totally would've done the same thing :) Sounds like a fun V-day party!
ReplyDeleteOH that is too funny! But I'm sure being out in the fresh air, and once combined with sweat it wasn't so bad, right? You're a trooper for not turning around!
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome :). I totally would have ran in them, too.
ReplyDeleteHahaha OH motherhood! It has brought us to this. I would never judge another mother on any of her decisions(unless clearly dangerous, I suppose)cause its tough out there and sometimes you are gonna run in a little pee. :-)
ReplyDeleteHaha that is a total mom moment. Pre-kids, I would never consider doing that, but I wouldn't turn that car around and go back home instead of running, pee pants or no. :)
ReplyDeleteyour kid valentine day party sounds like a lot of fun. got to love kid pee! I have done many of things like that. oh and leaking breastmilk, joys of motherhood!
ReplyDeleteSaw the title and had to read it! Good story.
ReplyDeleteI guess I would freaked if it wasn't my kids' pee. :)
Puke and pee are definitely preferable to that third bodily ick :) Good for you for forging onward!
ReplyDeleteI love that little guy with his dry spaghetti noodle!
This wasn't nearly as bad as I was anticipating! Good for you for sticking it out. A lot of people would have gone back home.
ReplyDeletei laughed from the beginning to end of this post! sorry you got stuck in pee pants, but great job finishing your run!!
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